Okay, Ill be the first to say it:Call of Dutysglory days are far behind us.
The classicCall of Dutyis gone.
No one is asking for these.
No one wants to play these.
like dont do it.
Its probably for a reason though.
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What’s the reload time on a musket?
Let’s do some era-accurate formations and stand in a line while firing in unison.
Oh, we missed?
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Is it because we’re standing more than 10 feet away?
On the Spanish side, about 10,000 died of disease!
13The American Civil War
Oh, here’s a great idea.
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I’m also more than confident that the trailer on YouTube would way more downvotes than theInfinite Warfaretrailer.
But they have to be smart enough not to do that, right?Right?!?!
However, it would be funny to compare the two.
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There’s a reason why it’s called the “Cold” war: nothing really happened!
It was mostly a bunch of countries sitting around making threats of nuclear warfare.
The game would probably feel like one of those EA Sports Management simulators.
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That went over really well for the developers and I’m sure they’dloveto do something like that again.
I dont know which is a worse idea.
kindly dont do either.
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We have a dozen of them already and they just keep getting worse.
The fans don’t want it.
I’m sure the developers are sick of making it.
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Spaceships, big robots.
It would have to be so far removed from theCall of Dutyformula to have even a chance of working.
7American Revolution
I’m imagining a Boston Tea Party mission.
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I am imagining throwing boxes of tea off a boat and into the Boston Harbor.
I am imagining the worst mission idea ever inCall of Dutyhistory.
What ifCall of Dutyeventually decides to develop a virtual reality title?
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What if the first one is the American Revolution?
What if the first mission is the Boston Tea Party, in virtual reality.
I’m literally rolling in my seat, laughing hysterically at the thought.
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I want to talk about how the guns would even be worse than those in the War of 1812.
I want to talk about how it’d sell terribly in the British market.
The first will be the Mongol Invasion of China.
And just like the movie, no one will care to experience it.
This is the future ofCall of Dutyif they continue to venture down this cursed path before them.
