Every monster fits into one of my categories - except one: Khezu.
And folks, it wants to be Khezuso bad.
It has giant bug eyes, a long proboscis-like beak.
Its tongue, which it flicks around like a worm on a hook, can spray toxic gas.
Oh baby, were just getting started.
Rompopolo is truly a disaster to behold.
Theres no doubt about it, Rompopolo is a nightmare.
But does it belong in a category with Khezu?
I say not so fast.
But the truth is it barely holds a candle to Khezus horribleness.
Theres only one king of the freak castle, and it’s uncircumcised.
I dont know why Im being coy about it.
Khezu is a giant penis with teeth.
Its a slimy grey penis monster!
Im sorry Capcom, you peaked too early with this one.
Theres no use trying to freak us out with nasty monsters when Khezu exists.
Youve already gone too far.
Sorry Capcom, Im already too traumatized to care about Rompopolos gas sacs.
Its your fault I dont have regular emotions anymore.
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