It’s time for video games to stop being polite and start getting real!

But just because two characters may get along doesn’t mean they’re the ones you want to cast!

If you think a combination might be explosive, it could be great for ratings.

A full cast of four cast members, Bea, Milo, Charlie, and Diya in The Crush House.

Surely that has nothing to do with the conspiracy everyone is prattling on about, right?

The Wholesome

Described As:A human golden retriever.

Likes:Avoidant people, his own space, surfing.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians plays on an Nintendo Switch screen.

Dislikes:Conflict, deep chats, commitment.

Bea

“Architecture School Drop-Out Weirdo”

Drama Queens, Schadenfreuders

Described As:A wildcard.

Likes:Making things awkward, cryptic crosswords, sarcasm.

The screen before you choose the cast of The Crush House on the PC.

Dislikes:Idiots, compliments, being typecast.

Milo

“Volatile Hippy Kid”

Drama Queens

Described As:Not as nice as he thinks he is.

Likes:New experiences, bimbos and himbos, reading.

A full cast of four from the demo of The Crush House.

Dislikes:Criticism, loud noises, bubbly personalities.

Ayo

“Scary Gym Chick”

Gym Rats

Described As:Smarter than she lets on.

Likes:Attention, innocent types, Bulgarian split squats.

The computer in Jae’s room where you do all the essentials to cast The Crush House.

Dislikes:Nerds, sneakiness, deep chats.

Veer

“Nervous Brit Geek”

Musicians

Described As:Fake cheerful exterior.

Likes:Ska music, optimists, bookworms.

Art from The Crush House with the cast of Jersey Shore superimposed in the middle

Dislikes:Confrontation, the gym, sarcasm.

Charlie

“Sunshine And Rainbows Girl”

Described As:Full of repressed rage.

Likes:Baking treats, optimists, and romantic convention.

Indie Games

Dislikes:Swearing and sarcasm, serious topics, being taken for granted.

Joyumi

“Sexy Ice Queen”

Sybarites

Described As:Obsessed with control.

Likes:Luxuries, competition, routines.

The Crush House

Dislikes:Criticism, philosophy, dirty dishes.

Emile

“French Stud”

Suburban Moms, The Cynics

Described As:Charmingly offensive.

Likes:Passionate types, a challenge, parties.

Dislikes:Coyness, American fast food, blind optimism.

Coco

“Chaos Clown”

Fish Freaks, Schadenfreuders

Described As:Uses humor as a defense mechanism.

Likes:Drama, emotional avoidance, idiots.

Dislikes:Boring people, passivity, being alone.

Diya

“Princessy Ex-Model”

The Cynics

Described As:Believes she’s above reality TV.

Likes:Mind-readers, being “wooed”, unconditional love.

Dislikes:Social butterflies, trashiness, conflict.

Priscilla

“Unstable Rich Kid”

Described As:Meltdown imminent.

Likes:“Geniuses”, fame and pop culture, old-fashioned romance.

Dislikes:People playing “hard to get”, criticism, cold hard facts.

Gunther

“Contrarian Guy”

Conspiracy Theorists, Libertarians

Described As:Sure to ruffle some feathers.

Likes:Conspiracy theories, cleanliness, intellectuals.

Dislikes:Shy people, fanciful thinking, emotional turbulence.

You won’y just any Girls for Girls Audiences with an all-male cast, after all.

I didnt know how much I wanted this until I heard about it