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Balatro is love,Balatrois life.
Ive played so much of this game since its release in February that I see jonklers in my sleep.
One aspect of Balatro Ive never dabbled in, however, is seeds.
However, one seed has changed my mind.
This NSFW seed was shared recently among the gamesReddit communityand I decided to give it a go.
In doing so, I opened up my mind tothe infinite possibilities of Balatro.
Balatros Best Seed
The seed itself is PENIS.
Yes, you read that right.
It was only after playing through it a bit that they realised how good this run could be.
Use flushes to beat the first boss, and net yourself a clean $50.
Buy the first Joker Pack in Ante 2, et voila.
Blueprint,one of the best Jokers in the game.
However, things keep getting better from here.
The next step is a little bit complicated, so read very carefully.
However, you have to buy Hieroglyph when you see it, which takes youbackan ante.
The new Ante 4 will contain a legendary joker in one of the Arcana Packs.
I found Canio, but others are reporting slight differences in the RNG.
In the next ante, Ante 5, theres another Blueprint to copy that Canio again.
It makes me wonder if itwascurated.
I wouldnt put it beyond LocalThunk to have purposefully coded the penis seed to be incredibly powerful.
Now well just have to work out which rude word has the best potential as a Balatro seed.
Work it out for yourselves.
LocalThunk calls out PEGI for giving Balatro an 18+ rating, while games with loot boxes are rated 3+.
