All the bestPokemonare absolute units.

She’s a big gal.

Cufant, who clocks in at an astounding 220lbs.

shiny Pikachu wearing an explorer hat over a map of China

Best Pokemon added in the Scarlet & Violet Teal Mask DLC?

Specific, I know, but it’s clearly big bearBloodmoon Ursaluna.

The most powerful Pokemon ever to hit our screens?

atsu looking at a giant copy of ghost of yotei in ghost of yotei.

So big that only its hand can be perceived by the human eye.

As you’ve probably (read: hopefully) realised, I’m not being entirely serious here.

I’m being entirely serious about Cufant.

A split image of Lucius, Choo-Choo Charles and Finding Frankie.

However, there’s one thing I know for sure.

Tiny Pokemon are the motherfl*pping worst.

It was fine if you were aiming for a cool Pokemon.

Image of Shiny Nymble from Pokemon with the Pokemon Go map as the background.

Guess who ruined it?

I’m looking at you, Flittle.

You too, Dung Beetle Guy Whose Name I Cant Even Remember.

A landscape view shows a lake and three watchtowers in Pokemon Scarlet and Violet.

I thought we were past this, Pokemon.

Either way, it’s infuriating.

Welcome to lifewith a toddlerin the Paldea region.

Rellor from Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Pokedex Image

“Ooh my Groudon I spent a quid to catch is tiny.”

Being tiny has no functional impact on your Pokemon.

At least huge Pokemon can win Showcases.

pokemon go showcase with squirtles in a park

Niantic has never confirmed this however.

So all tiny Pokemon have going for them is that animation which plays when you encounter them?

The fact that its so small has made this tiny Flabebe my new best friend.

How To Catch Red, Yellow and Blue Flower Flabebes in Pokemon Go-1

We’re going out for coffee later.

But these two case studies prove that there’s no point adding a tiny Pokemon to your game.

It will only annoy and infuriate players, no matter how you implement it.

pokemon go squirtle showcase

Oh wait, they’re just to sell plushies?

In that case, crack on.

I’m sure they’re amazing at doing that.

Triple-A Games

you’ve got the option to’t play Pokemon Go in China, but I needed a digital souvenir.

Pokemon Scarlet and Violet

Pokemon Go