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All the bestPokemonare absolute units.
She’s a big gal.
Cufant, who clocks in at an astounding 220lbs.
Best Pokemon added in the Scarlet & Violet Teal Mask DLC?
Specific, I know, but it’s clearly big bearBloodmoon Ursaluna.
The most powerful Pokemon ever to hit our screens?
So big that only its hand can be perceived by the human eye.
As you’ve probably (read: hopefully) realised, I’m not being entirely serious here.
I’m being entirely serious about Cufant.
However, there’s one thing I know for sure.
Tiny Pokemon are the motherfl*pping worst.
It was fine if you were aiming for a cool Pokemon.
Guess who ruined it?
I’m looking at you, Flittle.
You too, Dung Beetle Guy Whose Name I Cant Even Remember.
I thought we were past this, Pokemon.
Either way, it’s infuriating.
Welcome to lifewith a toddlerin the Paldea region.
“Ooh my Groudon I spent a quid to catch is tiny.”
Being tiny has no functional impact on your Pokemon.
At least huge Pokemon can win Showcases.
Niantic has never confirmed this however.
So all tiny Pokemon have going for them is that animation which plays when you encounter them?
The fact that its so small has made this tiny Flabebe my new best friend.
We’re going out for coffee later.
But these two case studies prove that there’s no point adding a tiny Pokemon to your game.
It will only annoy and infuriate players, no matter how you implement it.
Oh wait, they’re just to sell plushies?
In that case, crack on.
I’m sure they’re amazing at doing that.
you’ve got the option to’t play Pokemon Go in China, but I needed a digital souvenir.